Kanye Has A Short Coming To iTunes Sept. 8

Kanye West and Spike Jonze have teamed up on a film project, that will surface on iTunes Sept 8th.

The short film, titled We Were Once A Fairytale, begins with Kanye West stumbling around a club drunk and bragging about his genius as a remix of 808s and Heartbreak tune “See You In My Nightmares” plays in the background. [Note: West is playing himself.]

West then breaks from taking musical credit to have sex with a woman in a leopard-print dress in the VIP room — until he passes out mid-act. But when he wakes up, it turns out he was actually hallucinating the whole thing and his partner in naughtiness was none other than a pillow. It’s enough to make anyone sick to their stomach, and West makes a beeline for the bathroom to throw up — rose petals of course.

Kanye (obviously having referenced WebMD) attempts to get to the source of the problem by cutting open his stomach — where he finds a furry critter and severs the umbilical cord that ties them together. Then, West, being the polite dude that he is, offers the little invader a knife so he can kill himself.